dailyseinfeld:

KRAMER: Come on, come on, we’re gonna pay you! Here have some mango.
GEORGE: I don’t want any mango.
KRAMER: Come on, take some. It’s good.
GEORGE: Very good. Juicy. Ripe. This Joe’s got some terrific fruit.
JERRY: What?
GEORGE: I feel like I got a B12 shot. This is like a taste explosion!
KRAMER: I told you.
JERRY: What is it?
GEORGE: I think it moved. Oh my god, I think it moved. Yeah, give me the big piece. I’ll see you later.

(via The Mango)

tastefullyoffensive:

Before and After

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Look at these cute lido baby Sperrys!! I cant wait to have a kiddie

Babysitting 😊😀

lincecumownsmyheart:

Hunter, Gregor and Andres watching Panda take BP (large pic)

timlincecum-:

Buster’s Men’s Health pics

Pimp

theclearlydope:

and it seemed like such a good idea. 

titsandtires:

(via 2013 NAHBS: Winter Bicycles - PROLLY IS NOT PROBABLY)

visitheworld:

Santuario de Las Lajas in Nariño, Colombia (by Thinking Nomads).

vicemag:

What’s So Bad About Cockfighting Again?

This week, a Utah state senator named Allen Christensen made news by voting against a bill that would turn cockfighting from a misdemeanor into a felony (it’s already a felony in most of the US). The reasons he gave included A) The birds “naturally want to do this thing in their lives” and B) Utah allows women to have abortions, so why doesn’t it allow people to strap knives to roosters’ claws and get them to cut each other to pieces for entertainment? Obviously, Christensen is being a troll here, and he’s probably the kind of guy who mentions abortion when you ask him to pass the potatoes (“UNBORN FETUSES MURDERED BY THEIR LIBRUL MOTHERS CAN’T PASS ANYTHING TO ANYONE BECAUSE THEY’RE DEAD!”) but the story got me thinking: What if there’s a sliver of a point here? Why do we want to send people who run cockfighting rings to prison?

Let’s first go to the Humane Society, who have a pretty good definition of what cockfighting is and why you should want it banned if you give a shit about animals at all: 

Obviously, yes, cockfighting is a barbaric blood sport and if roosters are capable of conscious thought, they are almost definitely not like, Hell yeah, I want to get cut up by some other rooster with knives on his claws while drunk humans shout at me! But if American lawmakers want to start passing bills that reflect a concern for poultry, maybe they should start with the 9 billion chickens that are killed and turned into food every year in the US. While a few of those birds no doubt live happy lives roaming around farmyards and pecking at the dirt, many more of those chickens have lives like this:

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awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:

Marlon Brando, Al Pacino and Francis Ford Coppola

dailyseinfeld:

Jerry: So you’re never gonna have sex again?
George: Well, Jerry. There was a pretty good chance I was never gonna have sex again anyway.
Jerry: So you ready for the assembly tomorrow? You know what you’re gonna say about the Yankees?
George: Oh, sports are so pedestrian. I’ve prepared some science experiments that will illuminate the mind and dazzle the eye.
Jerry: I wrote a 20 minute bit about how homework stinks.

(via The Abstinence)

nprfreshair:

Once, 15 years ago, I was hiking up a mountain in Vermont as these two were hiking down. In those couple minutes — as I was walking towards them and they towards me alone on that path — Rebecca Miller and Daniel Day Lewis seemed as great as they appear in this picture.

Maureen Corrigan is reviewing Rebecca Miller’s new novel, Jacob’s Folly, today on the show. Spoiler alert: Maureen likes it. Rebecca Miller is a smart and talented lady.

Here’s a 2005 Fresh Air interview with her.

(Source: peelingwallscrookedstreets)